Good article, spurs the imagination, to while away these wintry days.  Let's talk about humans, and ponder how the Penis can be used as a weapon. Frankly getting peed on makes guests leave your house, so would it work to pee right unto a dog's face if he's cornered you. Or a raccoon!   Now women, we may have the tamer genitals, when displayed they are a delight to all viewers(!), who find it very tame (due to Trumps reign).  Boobs can be scary, but you have to put something around one boob and draw a scary face on it for it to work, and thats  premeditated!
Hope to learn more!