The best theory of Evolution is the "Fecal Deposit" theory. Eons ago a couple of space travelers were cruising the Universe looking for adventure. Passing Earth, one remarked after a scan, "That atmosphere is habitable to us. Let's take a look." They landed their craft and after a picnic on a nice beach one said he had to poop. He went to a rock outcropping and relieved himself and they both left. Later that afternoon the tide came in and washed his poop out to sea. The warm sea water caused the bacteria in his poop to start to grow and multiply forming at first one celled animals. And that my friends is as good as any Evolutionist can get. Me? I think it is a bunch of sh!t....